Back to the nest

One photo. 30 seconds.

Put your room in the hot seat.

RoastNest critiques decor choices—not you. You get a funny read, a practical rescue plan, and a Story-ready receipt.

01Upload one clear photo of the room.
02Choose how much heat the decor can take.
03Get a roast, three fixes, and your share card.

Your room

Drop the evidence

Drop your room photo here

JPG, PNG, or WebP up to 10 MB. Bright, wide shots work best. Skip people and personal docs.

Choose a photo
Pick the roast intensity

Demo mode uses a deterministic sample analysis. Your photo stays in this browser and is not uploaded.