01
The roast
AI reads the room—from the lonely wall art to the suspiciously tiny rug—and delivers a sharp, specific verdict.
AI interior intervention
WE ROAST.
YOU GLOW UP.
Upload one photo. RoastNest delivers a brutally funny decor roast, three fixes that actually help, and a result ready to share.
One clear photo. No design vocabulary required.
Sample verdict
“That rug isn’t grounding the room. It’s applying for witness protection.”
The RoastNest promise
Mean to the decor. Useful to you.
A result in about 30 seconds
Three useful fixes with every roast
You decide whether it gets shared
Roast. Repair. Repost.
A design critique you’ll actually finish.
No mood-board marathon. No intimidating jargon. Just fast feedback with enough bite to be memorable.
02
The rescue plan
Every joke comes with three practical changes, prioritized so you know what to fix first.
03
The share card
Turn your result into a post-ready visual made for group chats, Stories, and short-form feeds.
The useful part
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specific improvements arrive with every roast—from layout changes to smarter swaps and optional product links.
Choose your burn level
Start free. Escalate if necessary.
Straightforward one-time packs for rooms that need honesty. No recurring subscription required.
Quick Burn
One room needs an intervention.
$0
one-time purchase
- 1 standard room roast
- 3 improvement tips
- Shareable image card
Best value
Full Nest
For a whole apartment glow-up.
$9
one-time purchase
- 10 room roasts
- Deeper design feedback
- Shoppable suggestions
- Image and video-ready exports
Creator Pack
For content, makeovers, and repeat posting.
$19
one-time purchase
- 30 room roasts
- Multiple roast tones
- No RoastNest watermark
- Priority generation
Before you upload
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your sofa can handle it
Ready to hear what the room is saying?
Give RoastNest one photo. Get the laugh, the fixes, and the share-worthy evidence.
Roast my room free